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cindebaby
  • Town/Country : so cal :P, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 317
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23495) - you deserved it (1421)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

#8894345 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (24260) - you deserved it (1905)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

#8588296 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (1242)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (3665) - you deserved it (13251)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)