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Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

#6488326
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15353) - you deserved it (4580)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

#6436745
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (2184)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

#6213583
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23085) - you deserved it (3635)

On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I told my mom that I was going to come back home at 3:00 a.m. At 3:15 a.m., my mom comes to the club, with 2 cops, wearing pyjamas, shouting my name and telling me to come back home. FML

#3872316
152 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by marcelop - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML

#3646272
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51873) - you deserved it (2924)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (2026)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico



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