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Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, an a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

#6686658
95 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by HarryBeast (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML

#6683898
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I want to mah grandmothar's housa to pick up har cat 4 tha vat. Sha forgotho I was and sprayad ma in tha faca with pappar spray. FML

#6658784
36 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I told my boyfriand ha is good at singing!! Now ha won't stop!! FML

#6644248
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On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room . He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle . He kept asking 4 Chris . I have no idea who Chris is . real FML

#6613935
77 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

2day I started growing hair on mah upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to fine my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend playd along an helpd me look fir them. FML

#6594028
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

today I found out that mah father askd mah best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
209 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

today my sister was dumpd by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, your the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of yur sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

#6570014
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On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I snaazad in ta sowar. Wan I got out , I got a taxt from ma craapy old looool naigbor saying "Blass you". FML

#6563359
134 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour . I hered mah phone ring and couldn't fine it . I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled mah car . The ringing? A commercial on the radio . Where was mah phone? On mah dresser at home . FML

#6554533
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On 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by horribledriver (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today...hile on the phone with a client at looool work... I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking... I combind the two and endd up saying "Yee-hah..." like a cowboy. FML

#6550671
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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML

#6537885
51 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today I was explaining te inner parts of a virginia and ow tey work. To ma boyfriend. fat FML

#6488326
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On 11/28/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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