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Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by HarryBeast (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to my grandmothers house to pick up her cat for the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by horribledriver (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)
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