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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1309
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chyeaa_bri : my name's brianna and i found this site from StumbleUpon. i love animals, theme parks, a lot of music (Sublime, Dance Gavin Dance, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Slightly Stoopid, Bongzilla, Blink182, Nightcore VII, etc. i LOVE accessories, makeup, fashion, my friends, the beach, the internet, stuffed animals, speed photography, ps3, apple juice, apple sauce, apples, apple trees, i love trees in general, hugs, kisses, "i love you's", nail polish && talking(: a lot of random stuff kindof.. things i don't like are Tumblr, smoking, drinking, vainity, mirrors, justin bieber, new rap, pictures of myself, slight brushes of the skin against someone else, liars, cheaters, feet, vomit, and babies. i'm so self conscious i almost die reading these stories, hope they never happen to me.. sometimes i run into stories similar to my own life which scares the poo out me but some stories are hilarious. butyea, i love meeting new people and making friends so message me if you want(:

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Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49414) - you deserved it (4146)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12289) - you deserved it (47693)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50721) - you deserved it (9656)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (8126)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18181) - you deserved it (82751)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20251) - you deserved it (32133)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9090) - you deserved it (53620)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29020) - you deserved it (8668)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39353) - you deserved it (4938)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39353) - you deserved it (4938)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (33456)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38295) - you deserved it (10207)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML

#12304319
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38408) - you deserved it (3669)

On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38232) - you deserved it (3758)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

#11977098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38719) - you deserved it (5625)

On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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