About chyeaa_bri : my name's brianna and i found this site from StumbleUpon. i love animals, theme parks, a lot of music (Sublime, Dance Gavin Dance, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Slightly Stoopid, Bongzilla, Blink182, Nightcore VII, etc. i LOVE accessories, makeup, fashion, my friends, the beach, the internet, stuffed animals, speed photography, ps3, apple juice, apple sauce, apples, apple trees, i love trees in general, hugs, kisses, "i love you's", nail polish && talking(: a lot of random stuff kindof.. things i don't like are Tumblr, smoking, drinking, vainity, mirrors, justin bieber, new rap, pictures of myself, slight brushes of the skin against someone else, liars, cheaters, feet, vomit, and babies. i'm so self conscious i almost die reading these stories, hope they never happen to me.. sometimes i run into stories similar to my own life which scares the poo out me but some stories are hilarious. butyea, i love meeting new people and making friends so message me if you want(:
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 2:12am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
by chumleevil / 07/08/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by lizownsvirgy / 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by beardedlady / 07/02/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by grizzlybear / 06/27/2011 at 1:55am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
by stillAvirgin:( / 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
by Willow / 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by dadisgoatboy / 06/11/2011 at 2:37am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Intimacy
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Uhmm... / 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…