About chyeaa_bri : my name's brianna and i found this site from StumbleUpon. i love animals, theme parks, a lot of music (Sublime, Dance Gavin Dance, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Slightly Stoopid, Bongzilla, Blink182, Nightcore VII, etc. i LOVE accessories, makeup, fashion, my friends, the beach, the internet, stuffed animals, speed photography, ps3, apple juice, apple sauce, apples, apple trees, i love trees in general, hugs, kisses, "i love you's", nail polish && talking(: a lot of random stuff kindof.. things i don't like are Tumblr, smoking, drinking, vainity, mirrors, justin bieber, new rap, pictures of myself, slight brushes of the skin against someone else, liars, cheaters, feet, vomit, and babies. i'm so self conscious i almost die reading these stories, hope they never happen to me.. sometimes i run into stories similar to my own life which scares the poo out me but some stories are hilarious. butyea, i love meeting new people and making friends so message me if you want(:
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked passed my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)
Today, at my job as a waitress, I patiently told an elderly customer that it wasn't OK to grab my butt. He started crying. I was fired for "being mean and unreasonable". FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 2:33pm - work - by buttstothat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)
Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
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