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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1399
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chyeaa_bri : my name's brianna and i found this site from StumbleUpon. i love animals, theme parks, a lot of music (Sublime, Dance Gavin Dance, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Slightly Stoopid, Bongzilla, Blink182, Nightcore VII, etc. i LOVE accessories, makeup, fashion, my friends, the beach, the internet, stuffed animals, speed photography, ps3, apple juice, apple sauce, apples, apple trees, i love trees in general, hugs, kisses, "i love you's", nail polish && talking(: a lot of random stuff kindof.. things i don't like are Tumblr, smoking, drinking, vainity, mirrors, justin bieber, new rap, pictures of myself, slight brushes of the skin against someone else, liars, cheaters, feet, vomit, and babies. i'm so self conscious i almost die reading these stories, hope they never happen to me.. sometimes i run into stories similar to my own life which scares the poo out me but some stories are hilarious. butyea, i love meeting new people and making friends so message me if you want(:

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Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33791) - you deserved it (6470)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (2313)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41965) - you deserved it (10340)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

#17201807
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33920) - you deserved it (12428)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32112) - you deserved it (3427)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (5364)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47949) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (5289)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42106) - you deserved it (4528)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31011) - you deserved it (89788)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73752) - you deserved it (7687)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20055) - you deserved it (47768)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42931) - you deserved it (6136)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57985) - you deserved it (2940)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36088) - you deserved it (4640)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)



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