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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1959 (56 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2217
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chutney_02 : Hello
I'm generally a happy smiley person, but messages make me happier *hint* *hint*
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chutney_02's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29949) - you deserved it (1976)

On 05/27/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by concom - Cyprus

Today, I bit into a piece of homegrown lettuce from my garden. Apparently, I'm not the only one to enjoy my produce, because I took a bite out of a small caterpillar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (9802)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm - misc - by Malina - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34900) - you deserved it (3434)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (3217)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:17pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (2539)

On 12/09/2014 at 12:45am - misc - by mn167109 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44909) - you deserved it (15069)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46180) - you deserved it (16745)

On 06/09/2014 at 12:28pm - work - by deservedly - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45348) - you deserved it (7338)

On 05/25/2014 at 1:35pm - health - by 5p4571k (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40868) - you deserved it (19899)

On 05/24/2014 at 11:22am - misc - by Lindsey (woman) - United States

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59775) - you deserved it (7585)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44604) - you deserved it (4407)

On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69112) - you deserved it (8641)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from 3rd grade and figured out how to play the highest pitch note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of ibuprofen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (5300)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:28am - kids - by missmom83 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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