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by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 1:22am / United States (Arizona) / Health
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- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!"… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are…