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chuk_norris
  • Town/Country : Squirrel, Montana
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1979 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 1507
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About chuk_norris : I like remaining anonymous... So... yeah
BTW that's not my real birthday
Also someone message me cuz I never look back at my old FML posts so if you tried responding to me I didn't get it....

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Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2865)

On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3976) - you deserved it (21225)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)