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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

#20909610
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39437) - you deserved it (3335)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

#20879963
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (9810)

On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML

#20838310
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28901) - you deserved it (44867)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

#20766607
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53621) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

#20764102
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36371) - you deserved it (3394)

On 07/04/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by uvagirl - United States

Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML

#20763590
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58329) - you deserved it (4595)

On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65746) - you deserved it (18730)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

#19486401
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21408) - you deserved it (1639)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (2918)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30744) - you deserved it (10240) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (1979)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28579) - you deserved it (3048)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

#17643019
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (3758)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30376) - you deserved it (3421)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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