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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1988 (28 years)
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About chucktavius : I'm a college student in Missouri, and at least once a week something happens and I just say FML.

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Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8908) - you deserved it (28951)

On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12471) - you deserved it (40551)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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