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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1474
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About chubby_choco : I'm mostly on here for cheap laughs and to let the truly deserving know that they're better than the people causing them problems.

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chubby_choco's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

#252691
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13991) - you deserved it (99685)

On 03/09/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by collegegirl90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
953 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72899) - you deserved it (420611)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142857) - you deserved it (11809)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (259104) - you deserved it (58771)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

#51182
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10928) - you deserved it (152418)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14674) - you deserved it (79072)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10706) - you deserved it (58982)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38200) - you deserved it (20396)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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