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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1980 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 20715
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28852) - you deserved it (86713)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

#3793812
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I agree, your life sucks (40194) - you deserved it (5771)

On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

#3792104
267 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71128) - you deserved it (14590)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

#3739737
145 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 4:55am - animals - by doggone (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (82013)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (82013)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)



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