Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

christopherlove

Search for a member

christopherlove

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20778
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

christopherlove's page activity

Visits<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:33am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 2:49pm<b>TanzWolf</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 3:29pm<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 2:34am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:06am<b>TEZZ</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 9:13am<b>dimos4ever</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 7:09pm<b>AE101</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 7:28am<b>SalviBarbie</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 11:33pm<b>Olliebob1619</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 5:34pm<b>haxthis</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 12:10pm<b>kcbyers94</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 10:33pm<b>Loveless_Elf</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 7:05pm<b>mattjamt</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 5:27pm<b>AndrewWeschke</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 11:23pm<b>FML_Elle</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 8:45pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:18pm<b>swick25</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 12:49pm

christopherlove's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

christopherlove's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28937) - you deserved it (86905)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

#3793812
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40292) - you deserved it (5780)

On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

#3792104
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92992) - you deserved it (4800)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71300) - you deserved it (14614)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

#3739737
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48771) - you deserved it (7720)

On 07/14/2009 at 4:55am - animals - by doggone (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20105) - you deserved it (82158)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20105) - you deserved it (82158)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #11
  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: