About christofferkamal : I like Pioneer, Serato, Avolites, San Miguel, cheeseburgers and my girlfriend Marita.
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Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by lacucarcha / 10/15/2015 at 5:47pm / United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin) / Miscellaneous
by what did I do? / 10/15/2015 at 3:30pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
by WTF / 10/15/2015 at 12:43am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 8:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by luckygirl / 10/13/2015 at 12:20pm / Croatia (Grad Zagreb) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by althornton2462 / 10/11/2015 at 8:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 9:25am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love
by balls / 10/02/2015 at 1:49am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 9:00am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
by Lady Vulva of the Redwater / 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm / Intimacy
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2015 at 6:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
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