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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 776
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About christofferkamal : I like Pioneer, Serato, Avolites, San Miguel & cheeseburgers.

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christofferkamal's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30089) - you deserved it (2118)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26664) - you deserved it (3559)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML

#20051425
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12480) - you deserved it (36051)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35667) - you deserved it (8971)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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