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About christofferkamal : I like Serato & Avolites.

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Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML


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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML


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