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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1329
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About christofferkamal : I like Pioneer, Serato, Avolites, San Miguel, cheeseburgers and my girlfriend Marita.

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christofferkamal's favorite FMLs

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2015 at 12:46am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

by lacucarcha / 10/15/2015 at 5:47pm / United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

by what did I do? / 10/15/2015 at 3:30pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML

by WTF / 10/15/2015 at 12:43am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 8:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML

by luckygirl / 10/13/2015 at 12:20pm / Croatia (Grad Zagreb) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

by althornton2462 / 10/11/2015 at 8:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 9:25am / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22am / Australia / Love

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

by balls / 10/02/2015 at 1:49am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2015 at 9:00am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

by Lady Vulva / 09/18/2015 at 10:56pm / Intimacy

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

by Anonymous / 09/08/2015 at 6:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy