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Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8575) - you deserved it (112120)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10946) - you deserved it (46997)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32118) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/21/2011 at 10:10am - health - by blah (man) - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (5396)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (5396)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (5396)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States



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