Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

christge1beast

Offline (54 minutes ago) | Search for a member

christge1beast

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1664
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About christge1beast : I'm a rather interesting person I'd like to think. I enjoy meeting new people. I come off as shy and quiet, but once you get to know me I can be quite the opposite. I enjoy school, particularly physics and computer science.

christge1beast's page activity

Visits<b>Al3xv3l92</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:30pm<b>TeenDragCarm5sos</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:24pm<b>queen2016</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:34am<b>grewal_cutie</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 10:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:44am<b>rachilio</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 6:47pm<b>chefcow</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:34am<b>T_Myles13</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 1:11pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 2:53am<b>liloso60</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 12:16pm<b>HyperFUSE</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 10:49pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 5:30pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 12/26/2013 at 11:41pm<b>DWordHead16</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 10:18pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 5:19am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 3:34pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:44pm

christge1beast's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of christge1beast's badges

christge1beast's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

#20892987
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45426) - you deserved it (3434)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

#20887524
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51355) - you deserved it (4989)

On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I pay $160/month to get two texts a day. One from my bank telling me how much I have, one for my credit card telling me how much I owe. FML

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

#20878799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (49512)

On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: