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Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY..!! I WAS PLAYING HIDE AN SEEK WITH MAH EIGHT YEAR OLD COUSIN!! FOR THE PAST TWO TURNS..!! HE HAD BEEN HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!! I SAW THE BATHROOM LIGHTS ON..!! YET AGAIN..!! AN OPEND THE DOOR WITH A TRIUMPHANT "AHA!" IT WAS MAH GRANDMA..!! TAKING A SMELLY DUMP!! FML

#5424247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16477) - you deserved it (33940)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

today I was gatting it on with mah boyfriand in mah dorm room. My roommata cama in, daspita tha signal I had up on tha door. Sha didn't laava. Sha got on har computar and startd playing Solitaira. FML

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68 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it 4 a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot looool out at full speed towards me. FML

#4927406
155 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by mel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do u know that gullible said slowly sound like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minute trying to looool get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't!! FML

#3048050
138 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , I WAS AT MCDONALD'S AND I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU. AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY , I CHECKD MAH FOOD AND THE LADY HAD GIVEN ME A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAPPY MEAL TOY BY MISTAKE. I GOT SO EXCITD THAT I CRASHD THE CAR INTO A POLE. I'M 36. FML

#2966896
148 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I was doing te laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clotes or clean clotes. I put my ead down into te basket and took a wiff to ceck, and smelled someting strong. I looked down and noticed I ad soved my nose into my moter's dirty panties and inaled deeply. FML

#2771794
123 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

Today... there was a parent bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad enterd... and endd up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends... teachers... other parents... and the hot soccer team saw. FML

#2501660
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60254) - you deserved it (3550)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)



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