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christa953's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

#19995981
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26128) - you deserved it (2538)

On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

#19914260
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20907) - you deserved it (6693)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:44am - misc - by seagull hater - United States (California)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32042) - you deserved it (3807)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

#19890528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42463) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33276) - you deserved it (4807)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

#19635267
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (5189)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25986) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

#18749585
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17323) - you deserved it (31524)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12068) - you deserved it (91390)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (3899)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40043) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53610) - you deserved it (16778)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32567) - you deserved it (12401)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39701) - you deserved it (6251)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)



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