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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (8421)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38894) - you deserved it (4136)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

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