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chrissy2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2338
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 50 posted

About chrissy2 : I love meeting new people so if you want to get to know me just send me a message!

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Visits<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 2:50pm<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 1:33am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 1:54am<b>Becca34</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 4:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:59pm<b>max367</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 6:45pm<b>player20270</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 9:37pm<b>youdontsay123456</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:33pm<b>rissamarie</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 3:09pm<b>laurellkawes</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:26pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 2:56am<b>grrrrrrr13</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:35pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:42am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:08pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:24pm<b>ForeverAlone247</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 5:46pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 9:44am<b>soak_25</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 8:34pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 1:59am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:24am

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chrissy2's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy