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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1785
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 50 posted

About chrissy2 : I love meeting new people so if you want to get to know me just send me a message!

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Today... I was dying mah hair a subtly different color. It was only supposed to turn mah hair a shade or two lighter... but it seems someone at the store thought it would be funny to switch the dye in the boxes around. My hair is purple.

Today , I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression an then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

#20176506
107 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah cat was too overwieght to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, an went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste an clean him up. FML

#20175044
128 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 10:10am - animals - by Jeanna S. - United States

TADAY I CAUGHT MAH TEENAGE DAUGHTER SMOKING AND TRIED CALMLY EXPLAINING TO HER THAT IT'S QUITE BAD FIR HER HEALTH. SHE REPLIED WITH "IT DOESN'T HARM U IF YOU'RE UNDER 20." FML

#20174862
180 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States

Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML

#20174725
59 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
86 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , I was messing around with mah wife. I grabbed her boobs an said , "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me , mah daughter saw it. Now mah 3-year-old grl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

#20172916
100 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm - kids - by piemasterzim (man) - Canada

Today, I trid to motivate mah 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, an not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

#20172481
157 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, dog climbd onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food!! Then whind until I showd him how to get down!! He does this every night!! My dog is a genius!! FML

#20171812
92 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:00am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
171 comments

YESTERDAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE, UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT, RIGHT?" FML

#20170839
107 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID , a couple of hundred bucks , and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

#20170086
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (31365)

On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her wat she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show u pain." I have no idea wat she's talking about . real FML

#20170012
94 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (2105)

On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)



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