About chrisstachon : Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 20, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. Definitely call myself a gamer. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to pretty much everything. My Steam id Chagonxd(PC gaming Application). kik chris.stachon in case you wanted it. Well if you're still reading this description and want to know more about me send me a message and ask. Or just say "hi", "hey", " hello", or something goofy to make me laugh.
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chrisstachon's favorite FMLs
by smokecloud_ / 07/02/2015 at 2:40am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML
by stillhungry / 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
by tycrist8 / 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by ijustwantpizza / 01/07/2015 at 7:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML
by AOart1st / 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Health
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health
by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…