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About chrisstachon : Hi. My name is Chris. I'm 19, 5'9" also a hundred percent Polish. Definitely call myself a gamer. I have a dog named Ginger. I love "House/EDM" music but I listen to pretty much everything. My Instagram chris_nightwing, My Steam id Chagonxd(PC gaming Application). Well if you're still reading this description and want to know more about me send me a message and ask. Or just say "hi", "hey", " hello", or something goofy to make me laugh.
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Today, an old lady was walking behind me. She tripped and started to fall, so naturally I turned and outstretched my arms to catch her, but was too late. A man turned just in time to see an old lady on the ground with me with my arms stretched out. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML
Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
Thursday 23 April 2015