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Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43929) - you deserved it (5551)

On 04/14/2014 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malta



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