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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Friday 17 October 2014