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chrissapp

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chrissapp
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About chrissapp : MI have two dogs
They are cute
They eat food
Everything
They are little vacuums

chrissapp's page activity

Visits<b>Littlest_things</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:10pm<b>cutiegirl12326</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:46pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:28pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:23pm<b>Anonypus</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 8:09pm<b>Shipley18</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:00pm<b>jackjackattack3</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:25pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:26pm<b>kitkat3308</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 11:20pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 3:57am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:47pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 9:59pm<b>LAUREN_1053</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 11:55pm<b>StraightKing</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 8:32am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:14pm<b>brook823</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 3:20am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:26pm<b>marctdiaz</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 1:30am

Fucked!<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:02pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 8:30am<b>leahb99</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 4:21am<b>smk3195</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 5:30pm<b>cutiegirl12326</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 8:26pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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chrissapp's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34147) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

#21304265
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32346) - you deserved it (16376)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:10am - misc - by KilledTheMoment - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

#21300331
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33898) - you deserved it (3734)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

#21273306
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38415) - you deserved it (3459)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

#21242471
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35732) - you deserved it (3439)

On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

#21086197
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41209) - you deserved it (8384) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46181) - you deserved it (3651)

On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

#20860109
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41076) - you deserved it (14514)

On 08/30/2013 at 8:33am - misc - by charlieg9 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42330) - you deserved it (4909)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

#20797188
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41037) - you deserved it (4258)

On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57480) - you deserved it (6639)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

#20709788
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51063) - you deserved it (3483)

On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50828) - you deserved it (10896)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

#20584796
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38555) - you deserved it (18170)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32298) - you deserved it (9006)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia



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