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chrisp87
  • Town/Country : Beaverton, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 April 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chrisp87 : Just here to kill time.

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Today, I went to the bank to find out why they've taken $200 from me. By the time I show them my bank card, ID and tell them my problem, they accuse me of stealing my own identity, and refuse to give me my money back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27318) - you deserved it (1246)

On 03/26/2013 at 9:37pm - money - by arsenicalhumor (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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