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  • Town/Country : over there
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28526) - you deserved it (6152)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18841) - you deserved it (4335)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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