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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About chris84174 : im not emo but im in a metal band called black blood runs red i'm a goof ball and not depressed anymore i learned to to deal with my problems and see the good in it no matter how bad look to the furture whaen something ends i never get mad becauseim scared if i do i will go to far and black out with no control over myself so i stay as light harded as possible so i stop myself befor i get evan a little ticked of because im not sure how angry i can get befor im out of it so i like to skate rock out and just make people laugh

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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25009) - you deserved it (12621)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML

#13496559
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9213) - you deserved it (29701)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:52am - love - by sofakingweetodit - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

#7431975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32412) - you deserved it (1826)

On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31288) - you deserved it (8746)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, Me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

#6509087
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25417) - you deserved it (14398)

On 11/29/2009 at 4:33am - love - by jimmyt420 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70628) - you deserved it (12055)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6932) - you deserved it (66925)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say "hi" to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

#6177854
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30409) - you deserved it (2144)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by ForgottenKid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a family counseling session because my parents are getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel like I caused it. She says that there is no way I could have caused it, that it's my parents' problem when my mom interrupts her to say "Yes she did." FML

#6120985
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (3223)

On 11/02/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by problemchild (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

#6108981
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31874) - you deserved it (13162)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Oops (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

#6100010
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (44949)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML

#5580319
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8309) - you deserved it (35551)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I was babysitting my boss' kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

#5564554
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12582) - you deserved it (36579)

On 09/30/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

#3921342
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42803) - you deserved it (27771)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)



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