About chris71sk8r : Hello. My names Chris, obviously. I have a terrible username and I laugh at most FML's I see because I laugh at everything. If you want to talk or something, to bad. I use the FML app. My Instagram and Twitter name is Mongo_Chris. Just in case you're into stalking people. Now scram!
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by FutureMarine3658 / 08/08/2012 at 10:00am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML
by TJ / 08/08/2012 at 7:23am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
by Rachel / 07/20/2012 at 1:13am / United States / Money
by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm / United States / Love
by cortanaisahobot / 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML
by owwwww / 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
by Mitch / 07/19/2012 at 1:36pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by Epiphany / 07/19/2012 at 5:01am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 9:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by magicman / 07/04/2012 at 5:04am / United States / Health
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
by rs / 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm / Egypt / Miscellaneous