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chowyuk
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1985 (27 years)
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Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36682) - you deserved it (6779)

On 10/19/2009 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36765) - you deserved it (6558)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistancy". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45290) - you deserved it (2992)

On 08/29/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by deadmedia (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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