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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 July 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32706) - you deserved it (3944)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (184070) - you deserved it (36965)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



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