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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 669
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About choirnerd9 : I'm in choir. Duh.
I have and obsession with Jhonen Vasquez. Don't ask me who he is. Google is your friend.
I'm a Christian, but I will not judge you for not being one =)
I love anime, but I'm not a weeaboo, so I will not go on about it.
I refuse to get into a religious debate. It seems in other religious debates I've been in we were trying to force our religions down the other person's throat. Wait, that came out wrong.
I will respect you as much as you respect me.
If I ever misspell something, it will be because my finger slipped or I am making a lame attempt at humor, not because of low intelligence or trying to make the gramer natsis mad. There was an example of the lame attempt at humor.
I'm rambling again. Great. Inbox me if you give a crap.

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