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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chocomilkshake : woo I already knew it was a friday but thats still pretty cool

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Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML

#17900400
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27835) - you deserved it (2308)

On 10/03/2011 at 11:22pm - work - by Julia (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33078) - you deserved it (9250)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

#17707171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32111) - you deserved it (2541)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30040) - you deserved it (4175)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML

#17483067
86 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39606) - you deserved it (4255)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (2649)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25578) - you deserved it (4799)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16719) - you deserved it (31663)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (16992)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45580) - you deserved it (6085)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42929) - you deserved it (3291)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49708) - you deserved it (5872)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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