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chocolatepandas
  • Town/Country : somewhere, over the rainbow
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chocolatepandas : Well, since you are creeping on my profile for some unknown reason, here are some fun facts:
I love:
- pandas
- chocolate
- FML
- my Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, and Linkin Park
- Jared Leto
- my fat rabbit, who is often confused with a cat

I hate:
- pointless comments
- "YOLO"

Grammar freaks are awesome.
You go, Glenn Coco!

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Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26804) - you deserved it (4088)

On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17854) - you deserved it (2635)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by fml...really (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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