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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chocolatepandas : Well, since you are creeping on my profile for some unknown reason, here are some fun facts:
I love:
- pandas
- chocolate
- my Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, and Linkin Park
- Jared Leto
- my fat rabbit, who is often confused with a cat

I hate:
- pointless comments
- "YOLO"

Grammar freaks are awesome.
You go, Glenn Coco!

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Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML


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