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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61051) - you deserved it (5101)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

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305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19237) - you deserved it (65775)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70462) - you deserved it (15305)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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120 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

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On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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