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About chocoLIFE : Do not send me a weird message. (Too many weird persons here)
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I joined this site because my cousin who came to visit the from the states old me about the site. He had told me it was quite funny...
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I read fmls here and not use this as social source. I had stopped signing in for a log time already because I had gotten tired of this site and had realized that laughing at the bad life of other fellow human is very bad (・A・) and I am out of here. -Sincerely, me.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)
Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Juggalette (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 10:52pm - animals - by iHateWorms (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 9:53pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 7:15am - misc - by JD300 (woman) - United Kingdom
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