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  • Number of visits : 7005
  • Number of comments : 388
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10277) - you deserved it (48535)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10277) - you deserved it (48535)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26481) - you deserved it (4000)

On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

#18553944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29697) - you deserved it (5892)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39206) - you deserved it (19928)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16786) - you deserved it (43748)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

#17657793
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32700) - you deserved it (2752)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

#17657793
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32700) - you deserved it (2752)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

#16932993
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46475) - you deserved it (4402)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

#16913093
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31361) - you deserved it (5398)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

#16913093
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31361) - you deserved it (5398)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68523) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68523) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43743) - you deserved it (3778)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

#16860122
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (5148)

On 06/26/2011 at 1:39am - animals - by animallover (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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