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About chlorinegreen : My name is Sarah
I'm 23
My grammar sucks
If you feel the need you may message me but I don't reply often.
Have a wonderful day other FMLers!

Sarah

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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40024) - you deserved it (3488)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

#16860122
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29196) - you deserved it (4808)

On 06/26/2011 at 1:39am - animals - by animallover (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

#16854499
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (4871)

On 06/25/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by pod (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML

#16851890
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14977) - you deserved it (32380)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:58pm - health - by Unberable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

#16851607
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (4250)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:41pm - animals - by kk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (3343)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31196) - you deserved it (4839)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17454) - you deserved it (61266)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36381) - you deserved it (7639)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (2617)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (2617)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9978) - you deserved it (42918)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

#16842915
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (4527)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35353) - you deserved it (9741)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)



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