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My name is Sarah
I'm 22
I tend to just say what I think and don't really care if people down vote me
I do try and be nice and am not someone who tries to start a argument
My grammar sucks
If you feel the need you may message me and ill write back as soon as I SEE it
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Sarah
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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by no one - United States (Mississippi)
Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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