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About chlorinegreen : My name is Sarah
I'm 23
My grammar sucks
If you feel the need you may message me but I don't reply often.
Have a wonderful day other FMLers!

Sarah

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Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

#19007190
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28692) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2892)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20682) - you deserved it (5690)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (2694)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35271) - you deserved it (3069)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

#18806135
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34247) - you deserved it (9750)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29815) - you deserved it (4606)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21425) - you deserved it (3659)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17015) - you deserved it (23125)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21725) - you deserved it (4986)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21725) - you deserved it (4986)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23131) - you deserved it (6096)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23131) - you deserved it (6096)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8920) - you deserved it (44783)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8920) - you deserved it (44783)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)



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