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My name is Sarah
I'm 22
I tend to just say what I think and don't really care if people down vote me
I do try and be nice and am not someone who tries to start a argument
My grammar sucks
If you feel the need you may message me and ill write back as soon as I SEE it
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Sarah
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Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)
Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States
Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
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