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chlorinegreen
  • Town/Country : Warcity, USA
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  • Number of visits : 2438
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chlorinegreen : INSTAGRAM: SWEETIEN3RD please check it out :) mean the world to me!

My name is Sarah
I'm 22
I tend to just say what I think and don't really care if people down vote me
I do try and be nice and am not someone who tries to start a argument
My grammar sucks
If you feel the need you may message me and ill write back as soon as I SEE it
Have a wonderful day other FMLers!

Sarah

COD zombies is what I do Xbox:SWEETIEN3RD

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Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

#19658445
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4645) - you deserved it (26465)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

#19633356
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11056) - you deserved it (19405)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11046) - you deserved it (17418)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13329) - you deserved it (36892)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (1479)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24880) - you deserved it (3517)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16990) - you deserved it (1587)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20689) - you deserved it (2925)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

#19045856
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8672) - you deserved it (29335)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18954) - you deserved it (13419)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

#19007190
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22977) - you deserved it (1433)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23121) - you deserved it (2100)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15612) - you deserved it (4167)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19939) - you deserved it (1893)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States



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