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About chlorinegreen : INSTAGRAM: SWEETIEN3RD please check it out :) mean the world to me!
My name is Sarah
I tend to just say what I think and don't really care if people down vote me
I do try and be nice and am not someone who tries to start a argument
My grammar sucks
If you feel the need you may message me and ill write back as soon as I SEE it
Have a wonderful day other FMLers!
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