Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

chloeden

Offline (the 09/27/2014 at 12:51am) | Search for a member

chloeden

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 47
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

chloeden's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

chloeden's favorite FMLs

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

#20929956
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46037) - you deserved it (4877)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other grlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

#20928840
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49112) - you deserved it (4802)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by other woman - United States (California)

Today, mah job application got denid once again. I lookd over it, and saw that mah roommate addd ( screwing over customers ) and ( hiding dead bodies ) under mah skills. FML

#20927127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43770) - you deserved it (6507)

On 10/20/2013 at 2:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: