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Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28901) - you deserved it (12858)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
69 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
173 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
121 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
96 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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52 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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