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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my entire family came over for thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was called. FML

#18341850
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24250) - you deserved it (1891)

On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (3695)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27387) - you deserved it (2822)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35851) - you deserved it (7526)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32916) - you deserved it (4139)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24669) - you deserved it (6162)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (2924)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21054) - you deserved it (46559)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31307) - you deserved it (4942)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42327) - you deserved it (4448)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58925) - you deserved it (6109) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25802) - you deserved it (5455)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

#13876997
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19704) - you deserved it (7302)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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