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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (3418)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2690)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34551) - you deserved it (7321)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31070) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21710) - you deserved it (5676)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28359) - you deserved it (2573)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (2903)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18924) - you deserved it (43426)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30080) - you deserved it (4802)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38464) - you deserved it (4110)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57303) - you deserved it (5905) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (5340)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

#13876997
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17848) - you deserved it (6969)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72540) - you deserved it (4048)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

#13394312
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21039) - you deserved it (7460)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Dilly - United Kingdom (London)



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