About chloe2114 : I'm Chloe, I'm in Slytherin... And if you really have the time to go through and look at others profiles, you should probably get a life... Jus'sayin. :) xxx
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chloe2114's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Daddy. / 02/17/2010 at 3:15am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
by MissMSE / 09/18/2009 at 4:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
by hunnydoll / 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
by PeePee / 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
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