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chloe2114
  • Town/Country : Newton Aycliffe, England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 April 1998 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About chloe2114 : Well, my friends describe me as bubbly and looking for fun but I am always in the wrong place at the wrong time. ;) x x x. <3

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974 (483)

I agree, your life sucks (49526) - you deserved it (4529)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (11192) - you deserved it (40644)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26028) - you deserved it (22963)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (4939)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

#4609824 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (8368) - you deserved it (53071)

On 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by hunnydoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

#3456831 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (23678) - you deserved it (8204)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)