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chloe2114
  • Town/Country : Newton Aycliffe, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About chloe2114 : I'm Chloe, I'm in Slytherin... And if you really have the time to go through and look at others profiles, you should probably get a life... Jus'sayin. :) xxx

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59483) - you deserved it (6229)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13798) - you deserved it (53991)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34811) - you deserved it (30430)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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