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Today it's been 10 days since mah family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try there culinary specialties but mah dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

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On 08/12/2014 at 2:23am - health - by theshire - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Taday I overeard my moter talking to er friend... and using me as an example of ow it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

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On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML

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On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

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On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, mah older brother managd to convince mah younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could !! He convincd me of the exact same thing as well several yeres ago !! FML

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On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

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On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I SAW A CUTE GUY AN DECIDED TO SAY HI . AS I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, ONE STORY IN PARTICULAR ABOUT A DRUMMER WHO LOOKED LIKE JESUS STUCK OUT IN MY MIND . I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING HI, I BLURTED OUT, "SOME PEOPLE LOOK LIKE JESUS!" AN TOOK OFF . FML

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told mah mother how boring it was just sitting there with mah mouth open fir ageshile the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with mah father. FML

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On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, ma boyfriand laft ma for anotar grl. My dad's raaction to ta naws and ma taars was to say, ( Aww. Gonna writa a song about it, Taylor Swift? ) FML

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On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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