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Today , To Show That He Really Wanted Me To Shave Myself , My Boyfriend Pretended To Go Down On Me , But Instead Of Following Through , He Stuck A Wad Of Gum In My Pubic Hair And Got Back Up . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (36675) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

TODAY, IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, MY BROTHER'S WIFE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH THERE FRST CHILD. EVERYONE JOKED AROUND AND SAID I WAS NEXT. TWO WEEKS AGO I FOUND OUT THAT I'M STERILE. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49873) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D . Towards te end of te movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over te people in front of me because I tougt a burning piece of as landed on my leg . FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today , I opened my personal laptop looool at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten second of slurping , spitting and gagging. It was my frst day. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trying to turn on computar an couldn't . I spant twanty minutas trying to figura out wat was wrong whan I finally calld husband for halp an mada him laava work . Ha cummd in, looool lookd at tha wall, an pluggd it back in . Tha look on his faca said it all . FML

#5348863
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I agree, your life sucks (6710) - you deserved it (52185)

On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by burnnotice (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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