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chiodosluvr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 April 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2837
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About chiodosluvr : i love tuba, chiodos, and other stuff.
and Christofer Drew!!!
=D

chiodosluvr's page activity

Visits<b>flyingflies</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 9:25pm<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 1:38am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:41am<b>dbyrne20</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:21pm<b>littlejimmy</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:50pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:07am<b>lieutenantdan97</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>Kurisuten</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 9:31am<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 7:53pm<b>cloco87</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 10:55am<b>kianabanannna</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 8:24pm<b>NomeDMF</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:04pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:17am<b>kunjac0945</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:03am<b>Camwentz</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:16am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:31pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:19pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:16am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 6:41am<b>Kurisuten</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 3:32pm<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 1:53am<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:17am<b>Camwentz</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:16am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:31am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:19pm

chiodosluvr's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

chiodosluvr's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML

by far23 / 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

by slightlyslow / 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML

by desocrates / 06/20/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

by traumatized / 06/18/2009 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2009 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

by crazyjohnny / 06/01/2009 at 2:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2009 at 4:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy