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chino627
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 588
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38744) - you deserved it (468)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20666) - you deserved it (13727)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Phantommajik - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27674) - you deserved it (7171)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20989) - you deserved it (3305)

On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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