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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I called mah seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge cuz it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (35975)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out mah sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good 4 her." FML

#17247420
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27247) - you deserved it (2297)

On 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by allycat (woman) - United States (Washington)

I raalizad that I look saxiar in my fiancéa's pantias than sha doas. FML

#17029350
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31058) - you deserved it (20747)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Yesterday, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can fine a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (4812)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was almost done getting ready fir a really big date, when I hered my dad call fir help from outside . I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose . mega FML

#16714165
119 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I looool fell asleep as mah family drove to church!! No one botherd to say anything about the drawings mah siblings drew on mah face until after church endd!! FML

#16628523
67 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our brth year.

#16589535
140 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday... as I was sleeping I heard something bang on door. I walkd on balcony only to find boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into eye. FML

#16589180
87 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 12:59am - love - by ouchmyeye (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34070) - you deserved it (12052)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64625) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, the sewers in mah town became overloaded . My basement is now filled with other people's poo . FML

#16454235
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39872) - you deserved it (2762)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today , I Found Out Tat Since I Stopped Saving Ma Legs , Ma Boyfriend And Is Friends Ave Started Referring To Me As A Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13227) - you deserved it (59467)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today boyfriend told me I lookd pretty. I said "Aww that's the first time you've said that to me." He replid "Well it's the first time you've lookd pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today... I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding mah four year old son... he managed to unclip the back of mah dress and give the whole church a show. FML

#16334194
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (4409)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding mah four year old son... he managed to unclip the back of mah dress and give the whole church a show. FML

#16334194
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (4409)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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