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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1191
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About chino627 : Love music and sports

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chino627's favorite FMLs

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

by allycat / 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

by Joe / 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

by anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

by Brandy_Dandy78 / 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

by stepsister / 06/10/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

by ouchmyeye / 06/10/2011 at 12:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

by henry feingold / 06/10/2011 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML

by L / 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

by FMLer / 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Geek

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

by OhDear / 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

by OhDear / 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids